She really wants me to play footsie with her.

Chocolate for Dinner and Goldfish for Dessert

I just had candy for dinner. Just smashed some Milky Way mini bites I think that is what they’re called. I was caring for my love because he’s sick and I just didn’t think much about myself. And now I’ve just had candy for dinner. Good thing I had a healthy lunch. (I did not. I had McDonald for lunch) it’s been like this ever since I recovered from surgery. I couldn’t eat for several days solid. Then could barely eat for the next two and a half weeks. And now all I do is eat like a disgusting gross thing that eats disgustingly.

…I’m gona go eat some goldfish crackers.

This is too good.

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Objects in mirror are meaner than they appear.

Stupid biological clock.. Shut the hell up.

He asked for a bellsprout to trade for an onyx. If I’m going to be stuck with an onyx named ‘rocky’.. You’re getting a slutsprout.

ha-ra-ki-ri:

mauratalityrate:

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM

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mochacafe:

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wh-o:

undoinq:

obnoxiouslysilent:

chocolatedinosauraddiction:

death-by-fangirling:

caught-in-love:

aloeia:

socali-kid:

idk-awkward:

overdose101:

eridanslonelytentabulge:

bilbo-swwaggins:

I LOVE HEARING ABOUT YOUR CRUSHES! :D

Crushes are cute u//v//u

i love these stories ^~^

pleaseeee :)

DO ITTTTTT <333

PLEEEEAAASEEEEE <3 <3 

DOITTT

YES GOOD

just do it :) 

Gooo!

aww please do it!

OMFG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE

I can haz stories?

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